Kirby Bailey being of full age, and having knowledge that a digital identity representation of Kirby Bailey or data artifacts identifiable with Kirby Bailey are present on the Internet, do hereby make, declare, and publish this instrument to be my Testament and Proclamation of Digital Identity. Through this instrument, I declare my absolute right of ownership concerning my digital identity, and all the data artifacts identifiable with me, for all times and for all purposes; that my digital identity or a derivative artifact therefrom, existing anywhere online, in any digital, media, or technology form or rendering, is my property, owned exclusively by me, my assignees, or my heirs, bestowed upon me at birth as an inalienable right of humanity, to wit: